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3/20/2013 11:43:00 PM
Pearls
The Journal
By Charlavan


When you take a pain pill at night to sleep, you get a little nauseous. When you get a little nauseous you swallow some pepto. When you swallow some pepto you want to brush your teeth. When you brush your teeth you remember you should have cleaned the tub last night. When you clean the tub, you want to take another bath. When you take another bath you fall asleep in the tub. When you fall asleep for a while, you wake up a bit rested. When you feel a little rested you check the email before you go to bed. When you check the email, you should return a couple.

When you return a couple of emails, you should go ahead and research something on the internet while you are there. When you research something on the net, you are led to three more things to research. When you read a bit about things you didn't know you even cared about, you start to feel sleepy. When you feel sleepy you head to bed, where your back hurts. When your back hurts you take an aspirin and while that is trying to work, you turn on the television. When you turn on the television at night, you get involved in an old movie. When you get involved in an old movie time gets away. When time gets away you need to get some rest but can't go to sleep because your back hurts so you take another bath to stop the pain and you fall asleep. When you fall asleep in the tub, you could drown. Do you really want to risk drowning in the tub?

Get out and have a glass of milk. If you are having milk you might as well have cookies with it. When you have milk and cookies in the middle of the night you should brush your teeth again. When you have to brush your teeth again, you end up in the bathroom where there are lots of things to do. kies in the middle of the night you should brush your teeth again. When you have to brush your teeth again, you end up in the bathroom where there are lots of things to do.







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